I originally meant to write this post on April 2nd (where it would’ve simply been a late April Fool’s post, rather than a very late one).

They say that doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is a mark of insanity. It can also, in my experience, be the mark of foolishness.

For the first half of Stargate Universe’s first season, I watched each episode desperately wanting to like the show. Unfortunately, I never quite reached that point. The show wasn’t horrible, but it just didn’t grab me the way the previous two series had done.

Still, the last couple of episodes had shown a little more promise than the initial “need of the week” ones, so I came back to give it another shot with the mid-season premiere, Space. It was much better than the first half season, though I’m 98% certain that’s because there was no use of the communication stones (well, not used to communicate with Earth, anyway) and we weren’t in the NotW mode that took up way too much of the first half of the season.

I’m going to stick around a while longer. Hopefully, Stargate Universe will grow on me.

I’m not dead. I just haven’t had the time or desire to update this site much. Mostly, my time’s been eaten up by my day job, my second freelance/part-time job, and Champions Online. I will leave it up to the reader to determine the exact percentages of my time eaten up by each item.

Finally got Master of Orion 2 to work, no thanks to Digital River and Atari. Instead, I requested a refund for the purchase, and ordered a used copy from Amazon. Add Dosbox, and the game’s working great!

I’m not a big fan of his in general, but kudos to President Obama for his support of new nuclear power plants. Granted, this isn’t so much an instance of his doing something right as an instance of his continuing a good policy that President Bush laid the groundwork for, but it’s still a good thing.

I’m also pretty pleased by recent moves to lift the stupid DADT policy. I may be pretty conservative and prudish personally, but I see no reason why an individual should be disqualified from serving one’s country simply because of their sexual orientation ^[a]

1. Incidentally, I also wouldn’t mind supporting homosexual marriages, if it’s a.) passed as an actual law, not forced into place by a judge with delusions of legislative power and b.) passed with language that explicitly states that a wedding officiant cannot be sued if he/she refuses to perform a homosexual marriage for whatever reason (I’m actually thinking of ethics/religious objections, but prefer to err on the side of freedom for the officiant here). [↩]

You can purchase Master of Orion 2 directly from Atari as a digital download for only $9.95. At the time of this writing, there’s even a 50% sale, meaning you can get a wonderful old game for a little less than five dollars.

I can’t tell you how badly I want to encourage people to do this. Unfortunately, I can’t actually do it in good conscience, since Atari (and their e-commerce vendor, Digital River) are apparently trying to sell games that are unplayable.

I anticipated problems playing the game – it came out in 1996, after all. It was intended to be played on Windows 95 (they don’t sell the DOS version, as far as I can tell, which means Dosbox won’t work). That’s six versions of Windows ago by my count. People have trouble getting software from Windows XP to run on Windows 7 – I never imagined that getting software intended for Windows 95 to play would be easy.

The problem is, I haven’t gotten that far.

I purchased both Master of Orion 2 and Master of Orion 3^[a]. I received a serial number for Master of Orion 3, but no such luck for Master of Orion 2. I contacted Atari technical support (as the confirmation e-mail from my order told me to do). Then, I waited. And I waited. And I waited.

The response? “Don’t bother us. This is a Digital River issue.”^[b]

So, I contacted Digital River, which led to another awesome round of waiting. Finally, I got an e-mail telling me that my order couldn’t be found, and that I’d need to provide several different pieces of information in order to help them find it before I could get a serial number.

In theory, confirming that I actually bought the game is reasonable, but are there really so many people trying to scam a free serial number for a thirteen year old game that was purchased for five dollars? This really doesn’t serve to combat piracy, it just serves to make reasonable people who actually respect the concepts of intellectual property think seriously about turning to piracy themselves.

In conclusion, I have to recommend that anyone who really feels the need to play Master of Orion II again just hit themselves in the head very hard. If you’re really, really lucky, you might have a dream in which you’re playing the game. At this point, that still puts your chances of being able to play this game again somewhere considerably above mine.

1. That makes the third time I’ve bought MoO3, and it still just isn’t really fun. I keep thinking that, this time, if I am patient with it, I will start enjoying it. It’s not worked yet. [↩]
2. Not a direct quote. [↩]

I’m a few days late on this, and I wish I could write a wonderful tribute in memorial of Robert B. Parker, creator of Spencer (and Hawk). Unfortunately, I’m simply not a good enough writer, so I will just write that he will be missed.

Okay, I can see the appeal in a story where law enforcement officers used World of Warcraft to solve a real life crime. Obviously, though, that’s not why the criminals in this case were caught. Instead, it had to do with one of the sheriff’s officer’s on the case:

With the help of sheriff’s major Steve Rogers, Roberson began gathering information on Hightower through a number of sources. That is how they discovered that their suspect was a World of Warcraft fan.

Captain America’s a sheriff’s major?! Why are we bothering making a show about Steven Seagal, then?