This obviously won’t work, so we need to take more drastic measures to take on spam. Now, my first plan was to dispatch a helicopter to gun down the spammers, but they’d just start shooting anyone who had a computer, and since that group includes me, I’m a bit wary of that plan.

So, what we should do is start our own Spam company, and sell a product that sounds good but kills the people who buy it. I figure the same 15 or so people buy ever spam mail stuff, so once the prey is gone, the predators/spammers will die out.

Who’s with me?
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