Here’s an idea — how about we try attacking the argument?
As we all know, conservatives are evil bastards who are likely to claim that the reason that liberals vote the way they do is because they’re evil and/or un-American. Liberals, on the other hand, would never do anything like that. No, the reason conservatives vote the way they do is because we’re apparently stupid, and don’t read enough:
If more Americans read books every night instead of watching TV, we’d live in a more productive society. If more Americans watched the news and read real newspapers and magazines, instead of crappy programs like American Idol, then I’m confident that George Bush would not be our president. But heck, that’s what our leaders really want deep down… a mindless, uneducated populous that will work 40 hours a week so they can earn enough money to buy things to keep them distracted from the evil deeds that our leaders and suits in Fortune 500 companies are conducting everyday under your noses.
Let’s see… while I can’t deny loving television, I have a tendency to read everything I can. I’ve got a voracious appetite for reading, and if I go very long without reading a book of some sort, I get a bit depressed and feel very much not-myself. I’ve never watched American Idol, and have absolutely no desire to do so. According to Tao of Pauly, I should have voted for Kerry, right?
But I didn’t.
Liberals need to understand this — a good number of people who voted for Bush, myself included, didn’t do so because we thought he had been a great president in his first term of office. We didn’t vote for him because we thought he was absolutely the best man for the job. We voted for him, quite simply, because we had even less confidence in the ability of John Kerry to do the job than we did George Bush. A lot of us can give fairly solid reasons for that, too. You may not agree, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have them.
Just like conservatives who dismiss liberals as “un-American” (or liberals who do the same thing — see Cardinal Martini‘s Blaine Chronicles category for an example), people who blame Bush’s election on conservatives who “don’t read enough” are doing nothing but stifling the debate of issues — if you can blindly dismiss your opponents as stupid, illiterate fools, well, there’s no reason to assume that their argument is even worth considering. That’s much easier than actually thinking about the issues, isn’t it?
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