Update
In case you were wondering or possibly concerned, Robin is still alive (although you wouldn’t know it by the regularity of posts on this site). I have personally seen him within the previous few days and I am happy to report that he appeared to be both healthy and alert. Well, as healthy and alert as he has ever been anyway. As for the prolonged absence, I can only speculate as to what is keeping him from his faithful readers. After seeing him, my previous theory of his being sucked into whatever void his remotes, videogames, and movies keep disappearing into has to be discarded. (If anyone has ever borrowed a game or movie from him and only received the empty case, you know exactly what I’m talking about.) Perhaps he sprained his hand in his efforts of escaping the void and has been unable to type. Perhaps not. I suppose until we actually hear from Robin himself, we’ll just have to speculate.